Ho, ho, ho, oh, little train, my little elf, another great Christmas. Ah, man, it's boring, it's boring, same thing every year, so let's have a funky Christmas!
Have a funky funky Christmas, have a funky funky Christmas. New Kids On The Block, let's rock, it's Christmas time. We're gonna celebrate it with a rhyme. Danny D, are you ready? - Ready as I'll ever be Steady - you know, Joey Joe is ready Jordan and Jon, yeah, come on, we got a funky, funky Christmas going on.
Have a funky... Funky Christmas and a funky new year, I swear we got ourselves a party here Girls on the floor knows our posse at the door Should I stop - nah cool - here's more of this song, a funky Christmas melody 'cause Jordan K feels so Christmasy Throw your hands in the air pause, kick the ballistics Santa Claus
Have a funky... Sneaking downstairs on Christmas Eve I saw a sight that you just wouldn't believe St. Nick by the fireplace dusting off his head with a frown on his face He said hay - said what - he said you - I said what He said you left the fire burning and I burnt my butt so now I've learned you've got to turn the fireplace down so Santa won't get burned
Have a funky...
Have a funky... Slipping and sliding through the city streets I'll be in town getting down to the Christmas beat it's Danny D I'm here with Christmas cheer no feeling to end the party of the year it's going I'm showing fresh rhymes I'm throwing it's snowing outside but we ho-ho-hoing Santa's on the way, sleigh bells are ringing, swinging, everybody start singing
Have a funky....
It's Christmas, can you swing this? Funky, dope jam top on your Christmas list, do you dig this? Boy, there ain't no twist, just something you wish for and you almost missed huh Funky Christmas and a Happy New Year, how could you be booing it with Donnie D doing it?
Have a funky....
Ho, ho, ho, this is the MC Santa Claus and my elf little Joe Yeah, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, we gonna kick the ballistics of our Christmas wishes.