I've been rockin since the 1900s a microphone and two 1200's so back in the day we use to fuck with Alize now we kick it with the liquid from Kingston ja in the morning you be crudo make you eat menudo pissin out your culo got to act the foolo I like it on ice with coke a cola I sip it from LA to to Capitola watch out for the rollas pull over to the shoulda shoulda started drikin when I was much olda some like gin some like tonic I like the captain with a half ounce of chronic
one night in the summer bout two months back I went out on the town without a plan of attack Heineken, shots of 151 and a bottle of what we call El Captain
what happen that night you can't quite recall fact is boy you can't remember at all you woke up in the morning with the spinnin head and a teenage girl lyin next to you bed you kicked her out and then you slammed the door tryin to forget about the night before
a month goes by you can't remember the date girls at the door says boy I'm late that's what you get for out playin the ho and now you got a kid with a girl you don't know and the first thing you thought when she dropped the bomb shouldn't been fuckin with el captain
now drop the chulupa pick up the mic and let the party people know just what ya like well it comes from Puerto Rico so you know that I be diggin it and if the bottles empty then you know that I been swiggin it hittin it now the party's legit hynas gettin lit shakin tha booties and tits we the opm clique and that's how we roll so get some education from my man shaky lo
well captian morgan was a pirate dude he use to jack motherfuckas and act real rude as a real life person he wasn't much fun but he sure made a good ass bottle of rum
