You can watch Mr. Rogers You can watch Three's Company And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game Or The Addams Family
I say, you can watch Barney Miller And you can watch your MTV And you can watch till your eyes fall out of your head That'll be okay with me
And you can watch (TV)
You can watch Johnny Carson You can watch Phil Donahue And you can use TV Guide to help you decide With a capsulized review
Say, you can watch 60 Minutes Even Captain Kangaroo But there's only one set, so whatever you watch Well, you know I gotta watch it, too
Say, give it up, give it up, television's taking its toll That's enough, that's enough, gimme the remote control I've been nice, I've been good, please don't do this to me Turn it off, turn it off, I don't want to have to see
The Brady Bunch Not The Brady Bunch Well, The Brady Bunch Yeah, The Brady Bunch
It's the story of a lovely lady Who was bringing up three very lovely girls All of them had hair of gold like their mother The youngest one in curls
It's a story of a man named Brady Who was busy with three boys of his own They were four men living all together Yeah, but they were all alone
Until the one day, one day when the lady met the fellow And they knew, and they knew it was much more than a hunch That the group, this group must somehow form a family That's the way, that's the way, that's the way they all became
The Brady Bunch Well, The Brady Bunch Yeah, The Brady Bunch Well, The Brady Bunch Oh, it's The Brady Bunch It's The Brady Bunch Oh, The Brady Bunch, yeah Oh, The Brady Bunch It's The Brady Bunch Well, it's The Brady Bunch Well, it's The Brady Bunch Well, it's The Brady Bunch It's The Brady Bunch
