Listen to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root Canal
My molars are impacted I'm gettin' gum disease I'm gonna need some fillings Got twelve cavities Can you help me Have mercy Doctor, please
My teeth are a fright Got a huge overbite Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me
You jab at my nerve endings It's driving me insane Just give me nitrous oxide Shoot me up with novocaine Help me out here 'Cause I'm so severe Pain
Please stop for a bit Let me rinse and spit Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me
You validate my parking I think that I'm okay But you make one more appointment for A week from Saturday 'Cause you came upon A problem on My x-ray Oy vey!
I'm getting absurd Well, I hope I'm insured, now Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me
