Money
    Pink Floyd (Waters)

    Money, get away.
    Get a good job with
    good pay and you're okay.
    Money, it's a gas.
    Grab that cash with both
    hands and make a stash.
    New car, caviar, four star daydream,
    Think I'll buy me a football team.

    Money, get back.
    I'm all right Jack keep
    your hands off of my stack.
    Money, it's a hit.
    Don't give me that do
    goody good bullshit.
    I'm in the high-fidelity
    first class travelling set
    And I think I need a Lear jet.

    Money, it's a crime.
    Share it fairly but don't take
    a slice of my pie.
    Money, so they say
    Is the root of all evil today.
    But if you ask for a raise it's
    no surprise that they're
    giving none away.

    "HuHuh! I was in the right!"
    "Yes, absolutely in the right!"
    "I certainly was in the right!"
    "You was definitely in the right.
    That geezer was cruising for a bruising!"

    "Yeah!"
    "Why does anyone do anything?"
    "I don't know, I was really
    drunk at the time!"
    "I was just telling him, he couldn't
    get into number 2. He was asking
    why he wasn't coming up on freely,
    after I was yelling and
    screaming and telling him why he
    wasn't coming up on freely.
    It came as a heavy blow, but
    we sorted the matter out"