Hey The Christmas curtain falls on lawbreakers who pave the way For thoughtless folks like me and J. who'd pay But can't afford the finer things in life So we heist them all We're criminals that never break the law
So To all you frowns, go down to town square and get some action From the Christmas girl that lives inside your womb She's always there, I think that I'm certain You pay to get behind her Christmas curtain You're the criminal that never breaks the law
