G.I. Joe boy Monkey suit man Shamu, 5.0, flatfoot Make less money than a damn school teacher Ignorant redneck Squeal, squeal, squeal I'm gettin' tired of dealing with the p-i-g-c-o-w-a-r-d Cro-Magnum, meter maid fed, cinder block (hed) How to serve and protect everything that you hate-wait Your pencil neck's about to break Coward, coward What's with that chip on your shoulder? What's with that chip on your shoulder? Vacuum Vak-yoom brain ded Oink-oink, cornfed No action seein' Glorified security guard Causin' more trouble than you find on your silly beat Useless & integrated The hate and race war you perpetuate will soon end Then, you'll be unemployed Checkin' my ID for a livin' Insecure, power struck excuse for a pig Smell the bacon fryin' See it dyin' in my nice dreams Slice these officers Bleedin' from the cap that me just twisted back-snap! Slut Coward, coward What's with that chip on your shoulder? What's with that chip on your shoulder?