See now you could be a lady or a bitch girl Still, you're thicky thicky thicky thick Lookin like a lolli-pop waitin for the lick girl You're thicky thicky thicky thick Remind me of my 6-4 waitin at the switch girl You're thicky thicky thicky thick Could be a crime that I'm waiting to commit girl? You're thicky thicky thicky thick
So basically I'm a joke right? Look me in the eyes and tell me if you don't lie When are you that shoes untied before you know it method First step we getting naked, pants gone in 20 seconds It's gettin hectic Reck it just like a hoopty with insurance But it seems I'm behind schedule with broad troubles twistin & pullin I'm like shorty help me (come on) Help me (please) don't blow my high, cause I'm too horny She giggles and gives a horny smile... so I take advantage Kisses in gentle places tryin to get myself established I'm comfortable, wanna be in that moe with no control Concentrating on my every lick her every blow Yo', I'm still cold but cooler than 2 below And how I got that rubber on her ass will never know IT'S ON Put my penis in accurate, just relaxing it Now it's my time to party like the lunatics at an after-sale
Now comes first like the front porch and the polo shirts Skirts there they are thats the one cause Im far From Average Lane with that "What's your name?" game I'm stormin on your brain like a surgeon in the rain Take the fame if can Watch me wrap like saran All up in this shit now You want me like a tan Live in me like a van In reverse that's the worst Playa curse put up on me now We spreadin on my hommies like a germ Watch me turn into captain kill a hoe Fill a hoe strong Watch me last long like a penny broke many motels i got a rich coupon I'm doing dismounts on foutons Comin out like Key won I feel like ceramic in a hammoc God damn it Thats my words Oohs and Aahs Slurred like a verb Someone acting like an ass like a metaphor Now I'm headed for the highways Selling me by's sideways
I spit mo' shit off into they ears than dialtones and telephones Just to get em restin at home, come watch the Bed-rock like Flintstone But son too strong, so I smoke a sack as fat as Santa (y'know) Drive me nuts like Planters, hawkin a nigga like offalana (swish) I ban ya from the smoke house church, who you think you fuckin with? Trying to play me like Jim Carrey and pull some dumber and dumber shit Stomp me like a step show (grab hold) then I let go (Flows) split that ass like g-strings up on these rat hoes I pose as a threat, to hit any one of you niggas rattin Spit some game and get a bird, come watch us tag team like free bird Say the word, I be at rest with all my partners Straight loungin with a pocket full of rubbers and have it bouncin Go make the announcment, spark more Dynamite than "Good Times" Want both girls like prime time, want real highs and thick thighs Take pride in my stabbin, headboards you be grabbin Got 'em bangin the walls so hard the neighbors callin
Asking you "What happened? What's goin on over there even? Sounds like you guys are goin crazzzzzzzyy.."