Germans love to insult meThe country condescendswe call it arrogance they call it making friendsScottish don't speak a languageThe British love to gobJapanese like to chase me down the streets of NagoyaCanadians talk shit about meSwede bands copy our soundEverything in Italy is stuck or broken downBrazilian cops extort usRussian officers deport usIcelanders feed us horse and whaleMexico gave the shits to usthe French like Jerry LewisThe Greek beat up the opening punk bandThe Dutch are fucking tallbut Americans win the prize of stupidest of them allGermans love to insult meThe country condescendswe call it arrogance they call it making friendsSo let's all move to Australia, Sydney city of queersAll we need to bring is American drugs and German beers