I was backstage at a festival in Germany talking to a cute fair skinned brunette I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set I noticed that her hair was longer in the back I figure that's cuz she's Canadian That's why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian
That's when I realized it was Sara, or maybe it was Tegan I'm pretty sure that it was Sara Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one
I told her I was a big fan of her band She asked me if I had a favorite song I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like k.d. lang
I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's And how they got robbed three times in a row And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling pills or blow
That's when I creeped out Sara or maybe I just pissed her off When I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome? Where they both ganged up one girl, a forgy or a fivesome? Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen the movie Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly, did they like Jennifer Tilly?
Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie In the Gia movie that was on HBO And "If These Walls Could Talk" made Tegan cry a lot After that I forgot what she said That's the problem with Diazepam, so many things I don't remember But I've got a sinking feeling, it's not that I'm a clairvoyant
But I think that I creeped out Sara, I was creeping out on Sara I hope it wasn't Tegan, cuz Matt Skiba said she is the cooler one
