I was backstage at a festival in Germany Talking to a cute, fair-skinned brunette I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back I figured that's cuz she's Canadian That's why I was surprised when she told me that she was kinda lesbian
That's when I realized it was Tegan or maybe it was Sara I'm pretty sure that it was Tegan Cuz Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one
I told her that I was a big fan of her band She asked me if I had a favorite song I admitted that I never actually heard them but I like k.d. lang
I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's And how they got robbed three times in a row And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who's selling pills or blow
That's when I creeped out Tegan or maybe I just pissed her Off when I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome Where they both ganged up on one girl, a forgy or a fivesome Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen the movie Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly? Did they like Jennifer Tilly?
Tegan said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie In the "Gia" movie that was on HBO And "If These Walls Could Talk" made Sara cry a lot After that I forgot what she said That's the problem with Klonopin, so many things I don't remember But I got a sinking feeling, I think she might be vegan
And I think I creeped out Tegan, I was creeping out on Tegan I hope it wasn't Sara, cause (Matt) Skiba said she is the cooler one