All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox Show him a warm welcome, let's get some applause
Greetings all, hello Welcome to my show I'm sure you'll have fun Watching me juggle 8 balls at one time I'm no fucking mime I play practical jokes This squirting flower That wasn't flour That blew up your nose It's my special blend Of Ex, Coke and K You should be okay In several hours
He's got oversized shoes, and ill fitting clothes That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose
I'm Cokie the Clown I will trip you down Those 12 giant steps I brought you all presents Against good judgment But being a good host You all have been dosed The kettle corn's been laced The fudge has been lined You're having a great time But you might not recall From rohypnol In the lemonade Cokie homemade
He's the happiest clown with the biggest frown He's Cokie the Clown
