He and his wife have had problems That he's played off like nothing's wrong 'Til he comes home from work early Just to find the girl is gone Oh but he gets into the cupboard Picks out that bottle of gin Drinks like there's no tomorrow And decides to take a spin
No don't drive drunk Don't drive drunk, no Don't drive drunk Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad
Teenager at a live party Says, "give me one for the road" But he's already so inebriated If you lit a smoke he'd explode But bartender says, "I don't think so" Young one says, "I can deal" Staggering out he says, "check you all later" But I really don't think he will
No don't drive drunk Don't drive drunk, no Don't drive drunk Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad
Boy out with girl on their first date Gets pulled over by the law Officer says, "hey can't you drive straight Or have you been drinking alcohol?" Boy says, "man are you crazy?" Cop says, "hey then walk this line" But results from the breathalizer Proves he's charged with D.U.I.
No don't drive drunk Don't drive drunk, no Don't drive drunk Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad
