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    Mud Will Be Flung Tonight! 1985 ©

    Fat As I Am

    Fat as I am.
    Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
    I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
    How is it that I'm fat as I am?

    Fat as I am.
    The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.
    This is the way they say Godzilla began.
    How did I get as fat as I am?

    "Try it again."
    All of my friends say I should diet again;
    That all my fans are gonna riot again.
    "Look what happened to Liz."

    All of my sins
    are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!
    I could audition for the doublemint twins.
    No one in the biz is as fat as I is.

    Ah, but what's a career
    when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
    They could park a DC10 on my rear.
    God knows I got the gas!

    There goes the chair.
    But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care!
    I ate a meatball off the floor right over there.
    Ah, you don't give a damn
    when you're fat as I am!

    1985 ©




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