Fat as I am.Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.How is it that I'm fat as I am?Fat as I am.The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.This is the way they say Godzilla began.How did I get as fat as I am?"Try it again."All of my friends say I should diet again;That all my fans are gonna riot again."Look what happened to Liz."All of my sinsare not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!I could audition for the doublemint twins.No one in the biz is as fat as I is.Ah, but what's a careerwhen you put it next to knockwurst and beer?They could park a DC10 on my rear.God knows I got the gas!There goes the chair.But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care!I ate a meatball off the floor right over there.Ah, you don't give a damnwhen you're fat as I am!