"The stars of our show, and America's "shiekest" couple, Eddie Sparks and Dixie Leonard!"
I remember you. I'd like to say that you're in my dreams. You're the one who made my dreams come true You're usually dead, a few without a head, kisses ago. and lots of natives are picking their teeth with your bones. I remember, too, Oh, what a dream! a distant bell, It comes at night and taunts me, and stars that fell and, like your jokes, it haunts me until like rain out of the blue. I'm blue as your face as the last breath leaves you. When my life is through, I'll jump for joy. and the angels ask me to recall and when Winchell asks me to recall who's a chump and a heel. the thrill of it all, Who's the biggest schlemeil? Then I will tell them I remember . . . "So, uh, it's my birthday comin' up." "Yeah, I know, Eddie." "But, what do you give a guy that's got everything?" "Uh, penicillin?" "Hmmm, hey Dix? You ever been married?" "Oh, yeah, Eddie, twice!" "Children?" "No, silly! Grown men! Tell me, Eddie, what's the most romantic thing a woman ever said to you?" "Are you sure you're not a cop?" Then I will tell them I remember . . . you. You and you.