Goin' home, late last night suddenly I got a fright Yeah I looked through the window and surprised what I saw Fairies with Boots dancing with a dwarf, all right now!
Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies Yeah Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes, well all right now!
So I went to the doctor, see what he could give me he said "Son, son, you've gone too far. 'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do."
