Who met this one on the m1 Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb Who very straight and never grins Who cars what car he's driving in
He is because he saw it on a commercial break And if he doesn't get what he wants then he'll get a headache Because he needs it, wants it, almost loves it He's here on his own, on globe alone Here on his own
Who joined health club to glisten Into hi-fi precision Who's mobile phone gives him the bone Who very keen on Sharon Stone
He is because he saw it on a commercial break And if he doesn't get what he wants then he'll get a headache Because he needs it, wants it, almost loves it He's here on his own, on globe alone
Here on his own, on globe alone
Who eats at the new brasserie Who only ever gets Mary Who wouldn't be seen at bedtime Without putting Calvin Kleins on
He is because he saw it on a commercial break And if he doesn't get what he wants then he'll get a headache Because he needs it, wants it, almost loves it He's here on his own, on globe alone Here on his own, on globe alone, here on his own
