I tried to break into your house on Friday night I got attacked by your big dog I tried to play my guitar at your window side Your mother said it was her room
I didn't know it
I left my phone off of the hook one Friday night You got pissed off and called my friend I tried all week to figure why we had a fight What did i say that wasn't right?
I didn't know it
Why don't you be my one and only friend Why don't you be my sidekick You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman You be Paul and i'm Letterman
I waited for you once to pick me up from work You never showed and i was stuck I left a message with your dad that i came by He said you had another guy
I didn't know it
Why don't you be my one and only friend Why don't you be my sidekick You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman You're Yoko Ono, I'm John Lennon
Why don't you be my one and only friend Why don't you be my sidekick You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman You be Marie and Donnie Osman
Why don't you be my one and only friend Why don't you be my sidekick You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman You're Emmit Smith and i'm Troy Aikman
