Such a big man, such a little chick. I think it all goes back to your tiny Pick-up truck in the driveway, With a sticker on the window "Rest in Peace Number 3". Tell all your friends How you put her in her place. 7 pounds of makeup Just to hide her beat up face. Such a pretty face.
It takes a tough man to slap her around. Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down. She's wearing shades but we all see Behind the tinted glass. And I've got 99 biker friends That wanna kick your ass.
Tell her that you're sorry. Blame it on the beer. Your dad was mean to you. Your friends think you're an asshole And I do too. Over compensatin' for your small shoes. Taking her away, but you won't say when. Hold her in your arms, Tell her this won't happen again. When will this end? Well
I wish Bruce Lee was here right now With his trusty nun-chucks Chuck Norris is still alive, So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger, All the dudes from "Danger, Danger". Let's get the A-Team, 50 Cent with his bling-bling, And a couple of prison guards.
(99 biker friends) I hope that you can run fast (just wanna mention this) Start runnin' now (99 biker friends) just wanna mention this (just wanna mention this) We gonna kick your ass.
