Baby, for years you've been saying "Why don't you write me a song?" And I'm like "I don't know, I'm not inspired to write you a song. But last night, I decided I'm gonna freakin' do this"
We've been together for so long And you always asked me why I never wrote a song All about you, about our love, and about how you're the only one I'm thinking of.
I've been writing all night. And I. I got it just right! Here we go!
You talk too much You never shut up Everything I do for you is never enough You snore, you drool, You talk in your sleep Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep I promised you forever But we both know, We're never gonna get along You want it, you got it Here's is your freakin' song
And all my homies have always said, What you doing with that girl? She's fucked up in the head My mom don't like you, my dad don't too. And my brother says you look like guy from "Who's Scadoo?".
I'm just keeping it real, this is Just how I feel Here we go
I can talk and you get pissed Used to dream I don't exist I say yes, and you say no Like any BITCH, you gotta' GO With all the shit that we've been through, this is the best that I can do Can I still get lucky tonight? Please?
Those are manners and everything, I uh, I hope you like this song, I spent a lot of time on it, But I've spent...OH THERE'S ERIK I'm just playing I didn't really spend a lot of time on it. This is the chorus
You want it you got it Here's is your freaking song
Ok I don't know why this is still going I anticipated this being...3 minutes long It's still going here, I don't even know what's happening Anyway that's this song I wrote for you..And Uh Ok. Evidently it's over now. I don't know I have no idea on the timing of it and uh Boy this is sort of an awkward moment here I uh I'm going to be honesty here, I have to pee