Every morning on my way to work I stop off at Ernie's Corner Stand He sees me comin' from a half a block away He's got my mornin' paper in his hand
He probably thinks I read it for the headlines Just another never-get-enough news junkie But I round that corner and in no time Life section D's in hand The rest is in a garbage can
I still read your horoscope 'Cause I can't seem to give up hope I've got to see what's up with Scorpio Between that and Capricorn maybe I'll know What you're goin' through What I should do Have you found someone new? Are you going to?
Today it said that someone from your past Would give you a call so well, "hi" And if you feel old feelings comin' back Don't be surprised it said you might I know you probably think I'm crazy Puttin' stock in the stars and the constellation Ooh but ever since I lost you baby It's the only thing that I can do To feel like I'm keepin' up with you
