Slick Nick stole the reindeer from the zoo Fell down my chimney with a keg of brew Put my dog out in the cold Ripped off the candy from my socks Smokin' cloves and drinkin' Scotch
Slick Nick you devil you (Devil you, devil you) Slick Nick you devil you (Devil you, devil you)
Dressed in red and overweight boot Stole the TV and the stereo And the toys The toys were broken too
You devil you (Devil you, devil you) Slick Nick, Nick you devil you (Devil you, devil you, devil you)
I saw Slick Nick fall over the X-mas tree He was a whole different man from what mom and dad told me Spillin' Jack Daniels all over the drapes Spray-paintin' a bad finger over the fireplace Tattoos on his arms and knees I never thought Santa Claus would be such a sleaze but
Slick Nick you devil you, you devil you (Devil you, devil you) You just a devil you, you just a devil you You just a devil, devil, devil, devil
Cussin' and coppin' and playin' punk-rock And every once in a while you'd just scratch your jock Hey, Slick Nick, where are my toys ? You went drinkin' with the boys You put Mad Dog in my sock, I wanted candy I wanted candy, I wanted candy
Oh, oh, I thought you were my buddy and chum But you're just a downtown bum Instead of puttin' presents in front of my eyes You just told me a bunch of lies
