M-M-M-M-My Dad's a drunk My My Mom is a skitzo My Dad's a drunk My my mom is a skitzo Dad's a drunk My mom is a skitzo I am a drunk and I am a skitzo My son's a punk My daughter's a lezbo My unc's a drunk I can't make my mind up
Why don't it just fade away F-F-F-Fade away F-F-F-Fade away Ooo-oo-Oh Fade away Fah Fah Fade away T-T-T-T-Tah turn the page
My bro's my fo My nice is a morfo My wife's a freak My husband's a psycho My sister's a whore I can't take it no more
I got bad luck But wait there's more My aunt's a bitch My cuzz is a fuckup My aunt's a bitch My cuzz is a fuckup My aunt's a bitch My cuzz is a fuckup My aunt's a bitch My cuzz is a fuckup My aunt's a bitch My cuzz is a fuckup My aunt's a bitch My cuzz is a fuckup My aunt's a bitch My cuzz is a fuckup ....C-C-Ah C'mon Why can't they just Straighten up
SSSSSSAh Straighten up SSSSSSAh Straighten up ...Sah Straighten up ...Sah Straighten up SSSSSSAh Straighten up SSSSSSAh Straighten up
All because my dad's a drunk My mom is a skitzo My mom's a drunk My dad is a skitzo I am a drunk And I am a skitzo
My Grandma's cool Grampa's already gone My Grandma's cool Grampa's already free Grandma flips in and out Of reality My Grampa's free No reality My berath flips in and out Of reality Grandma's free no reality My life flips in and out of reality Why did he have, Why did she have To die?
