And now you're hopping onto the gondola With a snowboard attached to your foot
Goofy foot, ok Regular foot, ok And with the fever for the powder You'll be on that hill all day Front edge digger, faceplant, it hurts Your face scraping hard in the hot cold ice Scorpion back pincher, ain't nothing nice
Faceplant scorpion backpinch Left foot twisted, spine bent
Snowboard with confidence Looking at all the fine snowboard chicks
Knees bent,ok Posture, ok
Caught in a faceplant Because you were off daydreaming Now you're sitting on your ass in pain again
Unconcious, ok One second delay
'Till the ambulance comes to take me away No more faceplants for me to do today
Jumped to the dance floor Swimming on a sea of hands Tribal coral reef below me, taking a chance Boots caught up on someone's shoulder My head the melon, the floor the boulder
Had to keep on singing That's what James Brown would say Bowl the dead weight back up to the stage
Faceplant
BRRRR... Snow down the front, nutt, back and crotch Abominable snowman, yetti, thanks alot Backfoot flip, snowboard spine tweak No pain without the powder, stuck four feet deep More than a mighty wind carried on my head Vertebraes cracking like dry french bread Turn the other way, I should have been bittin' Ski patrol dude might now be freaking Landed smack down on my forehead For a minute I thought I was dead
All hands on deck, calculations incorrect FACEPLANT!
