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    LONELY ISLAND, THE

    Incredibad 2009 ©

    Santana DVX

    What is that, Cristal? (No!)
    Dom P? (Hell no!)
    (This is that Carlos Santana champagne!)
    Oh shit, Santana DVX? That's my joint!
    (Mine too, but a lot of these busters don't know about it)
    WELL LET'S TELL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS~!


    As a kid, I used to lay awake and think
    When was Santana gonna make a drink?
    But now I'm all grown and my dream came true
    Santana champagne, from here to you
    From the heart of Napa Valley and the guitar king
    Comes a sparkling wine, to make a blind man sing
    Yo it's the cham-pan-yah, from the man with the bandana
    I can't stand a flute with anything but Santana
    What's the first name in cham - it's Carlos
    And to that man I propose a toast
    In the 60's, he had lots of freebie sex
    But now he's gettin down with the DVX


    Excuse me fellas!
    Am I to understand that Carlos Santana has made a champagne?
    (That's right motherfucker! Here, try it)
    Alright AWWWWWWWWW SHIT~!


    I feel alive for the first time
    Each sip hits my lips like a landmine
    Without Carlos in my life I was livin a lie
    He makes his guitar weep, but his champagne cries
    He's a Southwest, tie wearin bolo champ
    Comin straight out the box with a bolo champ'
    Yo he a beast with the sugar and yeast, mix it in pots
    Like the way his release mixed jazz blues and pops
    And the salsa fusion, he's lady's shoe producin
    Plus he teamed with Rob Thomas for a music revolution
    On the 7th day, it was said God rest
    But on the 8th day he made the DVX


    Gentlemen, gentlemen, what is all the hubbub about?
    (Carlos Santana!) That's right
    I see bitches-is enjoyin my sparkling wine
    (We certainly are) Well be careful
    cause this shit'll get you fucked up
    Bitch!

    I'm like no other, one of a kind, my sparkling wine
    Santana DVX make you wanna have sex (OOOOH)
    I'm rich bitch! I'm havin my chips
    Get laid all the time, by 70's chicks - uhh
    Won hella Grammies, batches throw me they panties
    I'm probably your daddy, I probably nutted in your mammy
    I'm a Bay boy, city life, been around the corner
    Try to play me foul and my vatos gon' run up on ya
    A legend, a boss, that's what I are
    Ask about me pimp, 'tana be killin the guitar
    Old enough to know better but young enough to not care
    I get active - might slap a bitch with my hair (WHIP)
    Left coast up top I bang that shit
    My sparkling wine'll pop Cristal on her lip
    Cain't stop, won't stop gettin my bread
    Pack arenas and coliseums now watch me shred


    Ohhhh, San-tan-tan-tan-ahhhh


    A monkey drank a bottle and learned to speak
    A queer drank a bottle and became a freak
    A lion drank a bottle and forgot how to growl


    A horse drank a bottle, and fucked a cow~!

    2009 ©




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