Hello? Hi, do you want to go to a party with me? No. The game's on. Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there.
We like sportz and we don't care who knows From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl We like sportz and we don't care who knows Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.
The game is starting everyone is here, I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer Just two normal guyz hanging out having fun Right guy number 2? Yeah guy number 1. E to the S to the P to the N Is all I watch cause I'm the man If my team loses I'll be mean all night If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight Watching sportz with girls is a pain They don't know the rules; there's no time to explain Single, double, triple, home-run For the celebration I'll shoot my gun I like my friend, he's a real guys guy He's not a loud-mouth like that cunt-hole Steve We like sportz and we don't care who knows From Wimbledon to the Astrodome
We like sportz and we don't care who knows Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.
Now when I say "sportz", you say "nutz" "Sportz!" "Nutz!" "Sportz!" "Nutz!" When I say "cheating", you say "sux" "Cheating!" "Sux!" "Cheating!" "Sux!"
I drink whiskey cause I like the taste You think its bitter but I think its great I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars Don't believe me? Smell our cars We're real men, and we like sportz If you say we're not then we'll see you in court I'm team captain and I choose you I'm the other team captain and I choose you too We steal the ball and we're off to the races Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces like, What what what what what what. What what what what what what.
We like sportz and we don't care who knows From the pregame jokes to the wrap-up show We like sportz and we don't care who knows Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.
Throw me the baseball. Now toss me the pig skin. Now feed me the rock. Now give me the rock.
