Nowwwwwww let's take a trip down memory lane Back to junior high school where it all begain Three bad little kids raisin hell at school We were just 13, straight actin the fool Every day after class Kiva's house was the spot Makin crazy prank calls hopin not to get caught Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same 'Til one fateful afternoon when everything changed One day playin Punch Out up and came doom The house started shakin and we heard a kaboom Looked out the back window saw billowin smoke Yo your backyard is smashed - man this isn't a joke! (Yo let's go check this out man) (Aight bet, let's go) All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement Yo what the hell is that? Man it looks like a spaceship We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide And a little green dude stepped out from inside; he said
I'm from Mars, and I come in peace I have something to ask, and it's not discrete There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix And you three kids are the ones who can heal it
But we're just 13 man, what can we do?
Umm how should I put this? I think we should screw (What?!) On my home planet we can no longer breed I've been sent as a receptacle to store your seed
Storin our seed? - Yo I think he means sex Man I'm a virgin - we all are - BET! {I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes} Aww what should we do? Now he's spreading his thighs! {You'll be heroes on our planet} But why us 3? {You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me}
Yo should we do it? Man I don't know I say we put it to a vote.. all in favor.. say aye.. AYE~!
Okay, we're in {cool} who should go first? {I have three depositories to capture your burst} Wait, so at the same time? {Yeah that's what I was thinking} {Here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinking} We pounded the drinks and, started gettin tipsy Then took our positions, and started gettin frisky One in the front, and two in the back Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap
Keep pumping away, my wife and family thank you
I'm about to explode - yo son, me too THREE-WAY CLIMAX, best friends forever What a blessing to have lost our virginity together Yeah!
Andy, Jorma, Kiv', you've saved my race Your reward is one wish then I'll go back to space
We looked at each other, didn't have to talk Knew exactly what we wanted, before he took off Mr. Alien Sir, for what it's worth WE WANT TO BE THE GREATEST FAKE MC'S ON EARTH
Your wish is granted and thanks again I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friends What happened today was both incredible and bad Therefore your name is Incredibad!
