Oh, it's been a long time coming Two of the world's greatest America's Sweetheart, Reba McEntyre ( Yeah, yeah, how you doin', Andy?) We 'bout to take it to the top Hit 'em, Reba
Haters in my face Try to keep me down But you know we keep on shining ( Here we go!) Two big stars from opposite worlds
'Bout to set this track on fire ( Yeah, she's the queen of country) He's a comedy prince Makin' something out of nothing ( We hooked up in the studio to make this song!) But as usual we ended up fucking ( No doubt!)
Flashback to when I first met Reba Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba I said I was a fan, she said "groovy" Dropped her denim skirt and said, "hop to it" Made love all night ( More like we fucked!)
Kids banging on the door, trynna interrupt But them autographs can wait 'Cause this is way too strong I can't leave it alone Because her pussy's the bomb
Well my pussy is the bomb and that's a fact But these n-words keep on tripping ( Okay!) So I stay on my grind and drop these hits 'Cause I can't go back to stripping (I'm Reba!)
( You're my undercover freak) And you're my best friend, but our families don't approve ( That's right 'cause I'm a city boy) And I'm a country girl And I'll never leave your sweet balls blue
Ay, because a girl like Reba's got just what I need With big, broad shoulders and a red ass weave ( And a penis) Hot damn, she fly All she wanna do is fuck me I'm a lucky guy ( I'm a guy too)
My friends think I should dump her They say she's a man who found a wig in a dumpster ( Your friends are smart) Naw, Rebs, they're just jealous 'cause I'm dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas ( Hanging like my nuts) Word up, they're just liars They can't believe that I could pull Reba McEntyre
Since I came out my mama's butt I knew I was destined for greatness I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig And thought, "hey brother, I'm gon' take this" ( Tell 'em, Reba!) So I put it right on and took a stroll Right over to 30 Rock ( SNL!) I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba And I made him suck my dirty cock
So there you have it Two worlds collide We the new Bonnie and Clyde ( Reba!) From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive For Reba I ride, 'til the day that we die ( I'm Reba!)
